Nobody wants to help children cross the road safely at a school in the south of the Island.
That's according to Justice and Home Affairs Minister Jane Poole-Wilson, after a question for written response from Rushen MHK Juan Watterson.
He wanted to know what's been done to recruit a crossing patrol for Rushen Primary School.
Mrs Poole-Wilson said three attempts to recruit someone resulted in zero applications.
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