The government's revealed the rude company names it wouldn't allow to be registered.
A Freedom of Information request to the Central Registry asked the company names it had refused to register in the past three years.
In its response, it said it had turned down The Middle Finger, BUM, Clean Bum Club and Clean Ass Club.
It also didn't allow someone to register "dontdodrugsdomilfsinstead".
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