Kevin Ford

Nickname: 'Shh - here he comes now'

Star Sign: Pisces with Kawasaki ascending

Hobbies: Bikes. That's it.

Previous Horrible Jobs: Sawmill @ 16 years old, nearly lost an arm - work experience really meant something in those days. Selling insurance door to door. Working for a well known high street electrical retailer selling extended warranties - leave your soul at home.

Big Break: Still waiting.

Most Annoying Habit: Just two of them.

Most Likely To Say: Yeah, I'll have a pint.

Least Likely To Say: What you having?

Favourite TV Show: The Sweeney

Favourite Food: Indian

Most Embarrassing Moment: Yeah right...

Most Memorable Moment: Crashing 250 grands worth of racing car, it was a lovely spinout and looked pretty damn good on video.

Who's Your Hero: Ed Straker

How Would You Like To Be Remembered: I'm immortal. According to the voices in my head anyway.

Best Chat-up Line: Heads or tails....you win, take me home..

What Animal Do You Most Resemble: On a really good day I can pass for a humanoid

Give 5 Words That Most Describes You: A lovely lovely human being

Worst place been caught short: Motorbike, M1, tummy bug.

Celebrity you most look like: Virgil from Thunderbird 2 apparently. On a good day.

If I was invisible for a day, I would: Pop into a few banks.

I never want to meet: Myself.